First Piece of Advice For Arguing: DON’T Tell Your Wife

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First Piece of Advice For Arguing: DON’T Tell Your Wife

While it’s important advice for couples to communicate, it’s also important for people to know what NOT to communicate to their partner when arguing. I mean, let’s face it: Some thoughts just aren’t worthy of expressing out loud, while others will only get you in trouble.

For example, if you think your husband’s much-hated coworker is funny, go ahead and laugh at his jokes, but later tell your husband you were just laughing to be polite, rather than compliment his workplace nemesis. And fellas, even if the dress DOES make your wife’s ass look fat, and no matter how much of a service you believe you’d be doing her by saying so, maybe just tell her she looks very nice in it, instead.

And then there are things which are so out of line, so likely to make your partner erupt with rage, confusion or a bit of both, that you shouldn’t even put them in an anonymous letter to a British newspaper, just in case your spouse might later see the letter and put two and two together to make “get-out-of-my-house-4.”

What sort of thought might fit into that last category? What truth is so unwelcome, it’s best left unsaid to anyone? And just how hot is this letter-writer’s mother-in-law, anyway? Find out the answer to some of those questions in Calico’s latest post, “First Piece of Advice: DON’T Tell Your Wife.”

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They Don’t Call It The “World’s Oldest Profession” for Nothing

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They Don’t Call It The “World’s Oldest Profession” for Nothing

For weeks now, articles in various news publications have been trying to address questions like “How Will the Pandemic End?” and “How Will the World Change Due to COVID-19?” and “Why Is Hailey Bieber Threatening to Sue a Plastic Surgeon?”

OK, granted that last one doesn’t appear to be about the pandemic, but you get my point: The media loves to speculate about the Big Questions raised by the pandemic and the public health response to it.

While most of these articles address questions relating to public health, the economy, science and politics, CNN recently asked one that is more up Calico’s alley: Will prostitution survive the age of social distancing?

For Calico, it’s one of the few questions related to the pandemic to which she’s confident she knows the correct answer. And for once, it’s not an answer she’s just pulling out of her ass. Yes, you read that right: In a rare instance, there’s actual information in one of her posts! (File under:”Hard to Believe, but True.”)

What does Calico think; will prostitution still be around when the COVID-19 dust settles, or is this the beginning of the end for that brand of sex work? Find out in her new post, “They Don’t Call It ‘The World’s Oldest Profession’ for Nothing.”

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Steps that will help you not getting caught while playing VR Porn Games

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Not everyone gets to live alone and play VR porn games whenever they want. Some of us have to find times when the other people are out of the house to put on a headset and get down and dirty. That’s all well and good when things are normal and people can leave the house. It’s a whole different problem in the current state of things. No one can leave the house, which greatly reduces everyone’s privacy. If you’re never totally alone, it can be difficult to take care of business. That doesn’t mean it’s impossible. Here are a few tips to help you play VR porn games without getting caught.

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On the Bright Side, Sex Dolls Rarely Start Riots

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For some reason, sex and soccer just seem to go together. Whether it’s female fans swooning over the leading man good looks of certain players, porn performers offering sex in celebration of their favorite team’s World Cup victories, or coaches imploring their players to practice celibacy during major competitions, sex and soccer often seem to be joined at the cleat, so to speak. 

This is why Calico is a little surprised to see so much consternation over the latest intersection of sex and soccer — which really boils down to an effort by a certain Korean club to have some team spirit prevail at their home games, even at a match with no fans in attendance.

What did club management do that is garnering so much media attention? How does it stack up to soccer fan misbehavior in the past? Did anyone have their car overturned, their windows broken, or their fans assaulted, as has happened all too often in the past? Learn the answers to these and other questions you never knew you had about soccer, sex and fans in Calico’s new post, “On the Bright Side, Sex Dolls Rarely Start Riots.”

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You Mean Reality TV Might Not Be the Best Place to Meet One’s Soul Mate? I’m Stunned.

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You Mean Reality TV Might Not Be the Best Place to Meet One’s Soul Mate? I’m Stunned.

If there’s any phenomenon in the entertainment world that is more inaccurately named than “reality television,” Calico doesn’t know what it is. Far from being unfiltered presentations of reality, these shows are contrived bits of manipulated drama that offer their participants an environment in which their worst impulses and behavior are not just rewarded, but celebrated.

In Calico’s view, the worst of all the reality show genres is the dating/relationship breed of show, especially those which purport to depict people pursuing true love, lasting relationships, or anything beyond a brief period of notoriety and infamy reality shows typically produce for their ‘stars.’

How can anyone take seriously the idea of finding the love of their life on some cheap, unoriginal, reality show? Do they think the idiot standing there with a rose is smiling because he’s in love, rather than because he’s imagining a pot of fame-driven gold at the end of that season’s rainbow?

Now it seems there’s a new sub-genre of reality program which wants us to believe that because their participants are not allowed to have sex — or even see each other — before they strike up a relationship, that means they’re on the way to true love.

Does Calico buy it? To put it mildly, no she does not. Read the reasons for Calico’s skepticism in her latest post, “You Mean Reality TV Might Not Be the Best Place to Meet One’s Soul Mate? I’m Stunned.”  

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How to make your orgasms better using sex toys

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How to make your orgasms better using sex toys

There are a few things essential to keep your life joyful and exciting. The most commonly acknowledged ones are food, drinks, family, friends, and yes, sex. Sex is nothing without a orgasms, though. 

That’s why you should do everything you can to make sure that your orgasms are always unique and satisfying. To make it that way, you can start experimenting with sex toys. 

Dildos, vibrators sometimes even sex dolls, they can all make your sex more fantastic experience. Here are some useful tips on how to make your orgasms better using sex toys.

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Porn Live: How To Bridge The Erotic Gap During A Pandemic

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Porn Live: How To Bridge The Erotic Gap During A Pandemic

In these socially distanced times, everyone finds themselves still wanting to make sexy erotic connections with beautiful partners, while retaining a level of safety. The world loves to watch movies, and adult films are definitely a way to explore many of your desires, but are they enough during a pandemic? There is a much better way….

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Sex In Public Humor: Flower Bed”: A Term NOT Meant To Be Taken Literally

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Sex In Public Humor: “Flower Bed” – A Term NOT Meant To Be Taken Literally

While Calico isn’t a big fan of having sex in public, this doesn’t mean she’s never done it — or that she hasn’t had sex in some strange places, both private and public, over the years.

In fact, when she looks over online lists of supposedly “bizarre” public places in which people say they’ve had sex, Calico spends a lot of her time thinking “what’s so strange about that?” or “Hasn’t everybody had sex in a car at least a few times?” or “Even if they haven’t been fucked IN one, who hasn’t gotten fucked BY a bank?”

Some of these so-called strange places not only seem like relatively normal places to have sex, they almost seem like they’re made for — or at least named for — that very activity.

What manner of place could be seen as strange and inappropriate for public hook-ups to other people, but A-OK in Calico’s book? Calico gives several examples in her latest helpful, reinforcing, destigmatizing post, “Public Flower Beds: A Term Not Meant To Be Taken Literally”

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Sex Exercise Humor – Isn’t There A Pill I Can Take, Instead?

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Sex Exercise Humor – Isn’t There A Pill I Can Take, Instead?

While she’s not a complete lump, Calico is the first to admit she’s not exactly a fitness junkie. She doesn’t do yoga, hasn’t set foot in a gym in years and has been known to get short of breath walking to and from the mailbox at the end of her driveway.

Still, Calico is always on the lookout for ways to improve her sex life, so she’s been reading about exercises that are said to enhance sex. So far, she’s not having much luck though, because it turns out that most exercises, even the easy ones, involve physical exertion. Plus, she’s now totally hung up on the very word “Kegel” — which is allegedly a manner of exercise, but sounds to Calico more like something she’d see in a bin next to the crullers at Dunkin Donuts. 

Will Calico find the right ‘sexercise’ for her? Does anybody really know how to do a Kegel? Is there any exercise benefit to attending “keggers”? Does typing rhetorical questions burn calories? These and other mysteries are explored in Calico’s latest screed, “Isn’t There A Pill I Can Take, Instead?”

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