by Coleen Singer at Sssh.com
It’s always fun to read what US States have a pickle up their butt about “blue laws” that attempt to prevent folks from enjoying sex. Here’s a fun graphic map of what may be happening in your state:
The bright minds at Wikipedia tell us….
Sex and the law deals with the regulation by law of sexual activity. Sex laws vary from place to place, and have varied over time, and unlawful sexual acts in a jurisdiction are also called sex crimes.
Some laws regulating sexual activity are intended to protect one or all participants, while others are intended to proscribe a morally, socially or religiously repugnant activity. For example, a law may proscribe unprotected sex if one person knows that he or she has a sexual disease or to protect a minor; or it may proscribe non-consensual sex, or because of a relationship between the participants, etc. In general, laws may proscribe acts which are considered either sexual abuse or behavior that societies consider to be inappropriate and against the social norms. Sexual abuse is unwanted sexual contact between two or more adults or two or more minors, and, depending on laws with regard to age of consent, sexual contact between an adult and a minor.
But, Gal to Gal here…. We all just got back from the mall with our Victoria’s Secret super duper sexy lingerie for after the dinner guests have departed and you want a bit of holiday nookie with your partner. Here are some guidelines to stay within the laws of your land….
IOWA: Kisses no longer than 5 minutes.
NEW HAMPSHIRE: No Hanging of lingerie on a clothesline near of an airport.
TEXAS: You can’t own more than 6 dildos.
OKLAHOMA: Bar owners must not allow simulated animal sex.
COLARADO: Male massage therapists must wear all white.
CALIFORNIA: No selling “boobie pillows” within 1000 feet of a highway.
Oh my! I can’t even begin to comment on this one!
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