Beauty Tip – Teabagging Reconsidered

– Calico Rudasill, Sssh.com

While I’m not much of a social media person, every so often someone posts an article or video which has a profound effect on me. The subject might be political, something revealing a new angle I’d never considered, or it might be something less weighty, like a good ‘life hack’ tip of some kind.

In many cases, the person who posted the item may not even have intended for it to have this sort of impact on anybody who viewed it. The same is probably true of the original author or videographer behind the impactful content; what results in an epiphany of sorts for me may have been nothing more than an amusing distraction.

At any rate, whatever the impetus behind it, I’ve recently been exposed to a clip which has forever transformed my attitude toward the practice known as “teabagging.”

Read on…

First, A Definition Of Terms

Before going further, I should acknowledge I’m using the term ‘teabagging’ (or maybe that should be ‘tea bagging’ or ‘tea-bagging,’ depending on how much of a grammatical stickler you want to be about it) in a more expansive way than a lot of people do.

To me, teabagging is essentially any interaction between a man’s scrotum and the head or face of another person, not something limited to scrotal suckling, so to speak.

It is in the context of the more expansive definition of the term which has acquired new value to me, thanks to a video uploaded by Johnna Hines, my favorite new trailblazer in the field of makeup tips.

Yes, that’s right: Hines has shown the world how to use a man’s scrotum as a makeup blender – albeit of the sort you’re not likely to find on anybody’s “top beauty products” list.

The Unsurprising Inspiration Behind This New Technique

I’m sure you’ll be just as shocked as I was to hear how this teabag-blender approach first came to pass; it was inspired by previous incidents of teabagging, which had a decidedly less utilitarian bent to them.

“He’s always messing with me so he started putting his balls on my head,” Hines said. “I made a joke about using them as a beauty blender and we literally just looked at each other and started laughing and made the video from there.”

Hmmm… Suddenly I’m thinking about my own husband’s wife-irritating proclivities, and I find myself wondering if there’s any practical application of the infamous “Dutch Oven” treatment? Maybe if I make him eat rose petals first?

Sure, I’m Intrigued; But Does This Teabag Blender Really Work?

OK, so it’s a life hack which isn’t for everybody, but for those of us who have access to a man who is both properly equipped (check!) and willing to do his part (I haven’t asked him yet, but I’m going to assume this is one a check! for me, too), it’s a potential means of freeing us from having to repeatedly buy special pads and sponges for the same purpose.

But is this just a wacky social media stunt, or does the teabag blender technique have actual merit?

“To be honest, it worked surprisingly well,” Hines told HuffPo. “I obviously only did it on my forehead but I didn’t even need to fix it after with a beauty blender or anything so it’s safe to say it worked successfully.”

Good enough for me!

Now I just need to figure out if the male helper is required to stand during the application process, or if it’s possible to employ this same technique while a man is lying on the couch watching basketball….

Visit us at Sssh.com now for Porn For Women Movies and much, much more since 1999!