The Vatican Porno Downloading Scandal!

By Fiona Wilde.

The Vatican’s been caught downloading porn from free torrent sites. Ooops! Lets take a look at the priests, nuns, bishops, cardinals and pope/pope emeritus have been watching.

And it’s not just any porno, either. It’s the hardcore stuff, which leads me to believe that these aren’t novice users, but seasoned viewers who no longer get theirs kick from your standard fare of consensual three-ways and anal.

Read on…

No, this porn came from a site, which features extreme spanking, S&M and more. One movie downloaded by the Vatican features porn star Lea Lexi paddling, flogging and spanking pre-op transexual star Tiffany Starr.
“It’s not for everybody,” Lea Lexi said of her movie in an interview with The Huffington Post.

Starr, said she found what was happening at the Vatican “kind of exciting.”

But there has to be an explanation, right? I’m sure someone accidentally clicked on a pop-up or something and then the next thing they know a whole movie was downloading to their desktop. And when they saw that it was about a naked person being flogged by some sadists they said, “Oh look. A free copy of The Passion of the Christ” and opened it.

It happens.

Other movies downloaded via the Vatican IP address included a title translated as Russian Slaves and another as BDSM Punishment in a Dark Basement Workshop. But they also illegally downloaded Love Actually, which is kind of sweet because it means in between fantasies of tying women up and beating them, the folks at the Vatican are just a bunch of hopeless romantics.

But if we can get pass the sexual hypocrisy stuff, maybe we can see this whole thing in a positive light. Perhaps this signals a bit of Vatican evolution. I mean, they sort of talked about almost maybe having a more progressive Pope before recently choosing another fossilized Conservative.

And you have to admit that porn featuring consenting adults playing at victimization is a step up from the usual priestly fare of porn featuring minors that actually are being victimized. So that’s something, right?

Verily.

Fiona Wilde is a Sssh.com columnist and Sssh will be on Peeperz for fun times again in the near future, meanwhile why not check us out