Porn Sex vs Real Sex – The Differences Explained With Food

In this very funny and on-target film, “Porn Sex vs Real Sex“, YouTube contributor kbcreativelab produced this delightful video which, using only food, vegetables and statistics  to show some of the remarkable ways in which sex for regular folks like us and sex for porn stars are completely different on so many levels.  

Read on…

Let’s take a look…..

Here’s a recap of the stats that the film producer gathered for this enlightening set of figures:

Penis Length:
Civilians –  5  to 7 inches
Porn Stars – 6 to 9 inches

Have Pubic Hair:
Civilians – 65% of Women and 85% of men have pubic hair
Porn Stars – hardly any hair on men or women

Amount Of Time To Get Aroused:
Civilians – 10 to 12 minutes
Porn Stars – Almost instantly!

Male Sex Endurance Time:
Civilians – 75% of men ejaculate in 3 minutes
Porn Stars – Can Hump for Days!

Women Having An Orgasm Through Penetration Alone:
Civilians – 71% of women do not have an orgasm without clitoral stimulation
Porn Stars – Starlets almost always have an orgasm through penetration alone!

Women Having Had A Same Sex Experience:
Civilians –  Only 11.5% of Women have had a same-sex experience.
Porn Stars – Almost all porn starlets have regular girl-girl scenes.

Women Having Tried Anal Sex:
Civilians –  41% have tried Anal (that seems a little high to me?).
Porn Stars – At this point in porn films, the vast majority of women have performed in anal scenes.

Women That Will “Take A Hot Load In The Face”:
Civilians –  Only 22% of Women are willing to “take it on the chin”
Porn Stars – Porn Starlets almost always have their partner cum on their face (while staring blissfully up at the man!)

Women That Will Swallow A Load Of Cum:
Civilians – 30%
Porn Stars – Almost none (they almost always take it in the face)

Women That Have Been In A Threesome:
Civilians – Less than 20%
Porn Stars – Almost all porn stars have been in many, many threesomes of all combinations of gender.

Women That Are “Squirters”:
Civilians – About 6%
Porn Stars – Porn films seem to now be “awash” in female ejaculation.

Women That Have Tried Light Bondage:
Civilians – 40% of women have explored a little light bdsm and slap and tickle kinky stuff. (40%???? Wow!)
Porn Stars – Most porn starlets will do this if the pay is right and it doesn’t hurt or leave any marks.

And, a few other interesting statistic, this time about YouTube clip popularity as it results to “things about sex” and “cute kittens on the piano“.

Using the Youtube Channel of this film’s producer, we see the following almost startling page view numbers which say a LOT about what people prefer to see on the internet. According to KBCreativelab’s Youtube Channel:

• Man Jumps Off Building Video – 5,861 views
• The Art Off Unboxing A Parcel – 2,897 views
• Man Eats Cockroach To Curb World Hunger – 4,384 views
• Porn Sex -vs- Real Sex (this video) – 2,137,553 views  (In 1080pm HD, closed-captioned in English and Portuguese!)

So there we have it!  There ARE major differences between porn star sex AND what people prefer to watch on Youtube, regardless of how clean and non-sexual they try to keep it…….