Top 5 Pleasure Product Twitter Accounts to Follow
Even if you can’t exactly take your favorite toys with you in public, you can still follow these awesome pleasure product accounts and find plenty of hot ideas and cheeky humor. Also pleasure > doom-scrolling, but we digress…
Lelo – Luxury meets tech with Lelo. Known for their products’ inclusiveness (men, women, queer, couples) and sex positivity, you’ll want to follow Lelo not only to keep up with their hottest new products, but also to explore sex tech and pleasure in the broader sense.
Fleshlight – Even if you personally don’t have a dick, Fleshlight is worth a follow for their hilarious memes and dank humor. If you do have the requisite “equipment” and/or you’re interested in “equipping” your equipment, you’ll love the beautiful women and the cutting edge tech that makes taking a load off feel better than ever.
We-Vibe – Catering to couples seeking elevated delights in bed, We-Vibe’s twitter feed is equal parts sexy, informative tips and provocative quips. Scrolling here will get you ready and raring to go for your next encounter or hookup.
Vibratex – As they say, ‘the wand chooses the wizard,’ and Vibratex is the only importer of the true, iconic “Magic Wand.” There’s nothing quite like cumming hard and laughing hard, and Vibratex’s tweets encourage both of those things. Drop your quest for the stupid ‘ring of power’ and pursue pleasure with one of these wands instead—you’ll thank us—although you might opt not walk or date again…
Astroglide – It’s common sense: the right lube can upgrade any sexual experience and makes a huge difference in how all your favorite toys work. Astroglide is one of the OG’s out there in this department, and you won’t want to miss their funny horny-tweets either. Bonus: they remind you to use lube – and most people out there desperately need the reminder.
Go forth now, gentle readers: make sure your usb charging cables are organized and that all your toys are ready to rock when you are.