Top 5 real life stories: First Time Car Sex

No matter how experienced you are, there’s always something new you can encounter in the sex world. For some it’s anal sex, and for a certain people it’s sex in general. Nonetheless, today we wanted to take a look at some real life stories concerning something most of us have always dreamed of doing: car sex.

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1. I Should Buy an SUV

Here’s a perfectly good example of how great car sex can be. Michael, who was 22 at the time, says: “It wasn’t that bad, actually. I’ve had sex before it but this was the first time I did it in a car. My girlfriend didn’t seem to mind it at all, while the only issue I had was the lack of space I had for maneuvering.

“Getting into a good position was a bit difficult but once I found it, there was not stopping me,” he continues. “The only thing I decided I should definitely do afterwards is to buy an SUV.”

2. Not as Hot as You’d Imagine

You never know where or when you’ll lose your virginity, but for Rachel, it was in the backseat of a car. “I’d been dating this guy who was a little older than me and had just passed his driving test so naturally we thought – one car, two horny teens, perfect situation.”

“But basically, car sex – not as hot as you’d imagine. Especially not with the first time ‘mess’ and trying to maneuver things when you have no idea what you’re doing. It ended up being pretty embarrassing,” she adds. Bottom line, it’s not always a good idea to have car sex.

3. She’s Got a Good Jab

“My boyfriend and I were on our way home from a club and things got so hot that he had to pull over to the side of the freeway. This is back in the ’90s, so I had on the requisite bustier and high-waist pants with this crazy front pleat, but they fit really tight over the ankles,” says Sandra, who is 47 today.

“As I was trying to furiously rip my pants off over my shoes, my hand lost its grip on the pants and I jabbed myself in the eye with my super long ’90s acrylic thumbnail. I ended up with an inch-long cut under my eye which later turned black and blue. I still have a small scar under my left eye to this day.” Talk about the punchline at the end, huh?

4. Disturbing the Peace

One of the worst things that can happen during car sex is the police finding you. Here’s Kristen’s (34) experience: “My now-wife and I were fooling around in the front seat of my car in the middle of a parking lot late at night. We were both sitting in the passenger seat with me on her lap.”

“A cop came up to the driver’s side window and I had to crawl back across to open it. He took a look at the two of us, paused, and then said, ‘Ladies, while I appreciate your attempts at intimacy, this is a private park and you have to leave.’”

5. Who’s a Good Boy?

Apart from officers of the law, it’s pretty awkward when an animal discovers you in a car, mid coitus. Here’s what happened to Rene (26): “Just as we were really getting into it, his dog noticed that he was home and came barking and jumping up on the car door, scaring the living daylights out of me. I jumped up as my boyfriend leaned forward and my head got pushed against the horn.”

She adds: “The horn was going for, like, thirty seconds and his parents ran out to see what was going on while his package was still out and I was still slightly hunched over. His parents still tease us about it.”