Review – The SCORE Group’s Busty Kerry Marie in…

by Chauntelle Anne Tibbals, Ph.D.

I think I may have said this before, but I’ll go ahead and say it again – there’s not a lot of porn out there that surprises me. Consequently, when I find something unexpected and/or surprising, I really like talking about it. Thus, consider…

To start off, I must say that I generally don’t get the whole POV (point-of-view) thing. Pretending the “eye” of the camera is my eyes and that so-and-so who’s talking to whomever while they’re doing this-and-that is really talking to me…  well, that’s just not my thing. I realize that it’s definitely “it” for many folks out there, but me? Not so much.

I feel a little bit differently about POV, however, after watching a film with the most ludicrously unnecessary and raunchy title ever – The SCORE Group’s Busty Kerry Marie: Cum Fuck My Tits* (2011).

Read on…

Although they produce a lot of content that emphasizes a wealth of body bits and other nichey sorts of things (legs, ass, perceived age, and amateur stuff), The SCORE Group is considered the purveyor of big bust and BBW (Big Beautiful Women) adult content. Cum Fuck My Tits, a POV adventure featuring the well loved and extra luscious BBW Kerry Marie, is an offering from SCORE’s “Voluptuous” line.

Now for those who are unclear, what all this BBW-POV-omg! acronym soup means is that viewers get to go on five trips with Kerry Marie. Additional things to know are that Kerry is English, she’s suuuper pretty in a flowing and lovely kind of way, and she seem to be really at ease with herself. These things make for marvelous adventures with an excellent tour guide. They include:

1. Kerry is a corporate dominatrix complete with a riding crop! She bosses meanly and orders “you” to do all sorts of things with your… err… self. She crawls around on a table and eventually leaves you alone in the boardroom feeling like you’ve been grounded.

2. Kerry is prancing around her bedroom in a foot fetishist’s delight – she tries on shoes, takes off stockings, shaves her legs in a basin (no idea), and wiggles her toes all over the place. I totally didn’t get it, but it was kinda sweet… like your girlfriend getting ready to go out or something.

3. The weirdest thing I have ever seen – Kerry cavorting at an impromptu slumber party with her self-proclaimed best friend: a blow-up doll named “Sarah.” Kerry, who is supposed to be sleeping (her parents are in the next room, you see), inflates Sarah, has a pillow fight with her, puts on lotion, and then they have some inflatable strap-on sex. (Sarah wears the strap-on) Then Kerry hears her parents coming so she, super quick, pretends to be sleeping.

4. A date with Kerry Marie! Kerry, in an adorably proper pink dress, is on a dinner date with “you.” You guys eat something that looks like soup, she fiddles with her hair and chatters on and on, and then you go back to your place for dessert.

Popsicles.

Which she eventually rubs all over her boobs but then, super quick, buttons up because she’s not that kind of girl! (but you guys can go out again tomorrow, right?)

5. Kerry Marie is in space! …well, on a spaceship of sorts – I suppose it’s possible that she’s not actually in space. She’s wearing silver and rubbing “space spunk”/more lotion on her boobs. (this is a “big boob” title, remember?) There’re all kinds of spaceship things around her, she plays with her… err… space gun some, and then she puts on sunglasses and disappears.

It was weird.

But also very endearing and sexy.

Here’s the thing: maybe it was the accent or her natural charm or her pretty hair or something, but Kerry Marie really pulls off sincere. She sincerely was your girlfriend on a first date or your girlfriend dressing up and acting like a dominatrix to try and play fun kinky sex with you. You could imagine her as real because she didn’t come off as a professional.

Which means that’s exactly what she is.

Watch Kerry Marie cavort – buy your copy of this title right here.

*At no point in this film does Kerry utter the phrase “Cum (come?) fuck my tits!” (expository or otherwise). Nothing in this film is remotely that raunchy, and I was a little perplexed by what I found to be a totally excessive attribution.

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