The “Vela Massager” by Jopen’s Key Product Line
By Coleen Singer at Sssh.com Erotica For Women
Just when I thought the Key/Jopen Nyx Mini Massager was the best thing since sliced bread, today Nyx’s big brother arrived for review: The “Vela”. Key and Jopen create a world of greater pleasure toys that feel more effortless, natural and arousing than ever before and the “Vela” takes the cake for this. Created by women and couples, their innovative range of high quality toys are meticulously crafted to excite and delight you in every way imaginable. Read on…
When the “Vela” arrived, the first thing that struck me was just how wonderful the packaging design was. This looked more like packaging on a mobile phone from Apple or Samsung than the often tacky and tawdry graphics on a lot of sex toys. The box even has the hip feature of a QR Code on it that you can scan with your phone and bring up their app. How modern!
Opening the box, I was presented with one of the most beautiful pleasure products I’ve ever seen (and trust me: I’ve seen a LOT of them as a reviewer!). An actual user’s manual in well written English sentences. A luxury lint-free storage bag, and, of course, the actual Vela device. The bi-line on the box sums it up perfectly: “Let’s take it to the next level…”
My second thought as I took the Vela out of the box was, “Oh My God! This thing is BIG!”
And it is. With an overall length of 8 ¼ inches with the “business end” for insertion of almost 5 inches, this guy was made for gals who like some size in their insertable toys. But, as I got it into my hand to explore the features, the perfect balanced symmetry of it made it very easy to hold and I looked forward to giving it an audition.
One of the striking engineering feats of the Vela are the well-designed 7 vibrating functions, all controlled by a single stainless steel button at the end of the handle. The most impressive one to me was the “Deep Rumbling” mode that is somewhat like adding a subwoofer to your home entertainment system. Between that and the sleek lines and velvety silicone feel, I cancelled my dentist appointment and headed for the bedroom!
Coleen’s Test Drive:
After the obligatory frantic search for Double A batteries (Jopen products never ship with batteries due to international shipping restrictions), I headed for bed with my new best friend, Vela.
As always when doing a review, I ran through the cycles on my nipples first to get a feel for the level of intensity and was very happy with each of the 7 functions. Not too soft, not too hard. Just right, and so I was ready to use Vela for its true purpose: Insertion. I did warm up with a little clitoral play, but this device is simply too large for that, so I apologized to my poor little clit, lubed up and and went right to the business at hand.
What impressed me almost immediately is that the size of this toy was just right to reach every nook and cranny, from little kisses to the cervix, to a direct hit on my G-spot. As I cycled through the functions, I went into bliss on just how good it all felt. And, when inserted, it took the weight off of my hand and because of how it is weight balanced, took all strain off, avoiding the hand cramps I often get with large devices.
And then, as has happened so many times in the past when I am just about to climax, in walks my husband. He’s more than used to finding me splayed out on the bed or sofa with a sex toy I am reviewing, and asked me if I would like him to join me to get the “male perspective”. And, as always, I happily invited him to join in.
I gave “Vela” a test drive on his nipples, cock and balls which pretty much got his attention very quickly. As is often the case, he quickly forgot that this was an academic product review session and jumped on board with his now enraged penis wanting me! But then a funny thing happened: We do “anal sex” once in a while (mostly for his benefit), but as he was enthusiastically making love to me doggy style, he picked up Vela and started to play with my anus rim on the “Deep Rumbling” setting. That literally sent a shock wave through me and soon lots and lots of lube was applied and I then had my very first double penetration. Ever. God, I felt like a little porn star at that point, more than a little naughty, but the combination of his penis in my vagina and Vela in my booty on “Deep Rumble” had the effect of both of us literally exploding in mutual orgasms of biblical proportions.
After we caught our breath, he headed out to do some errands and I happily did the cleaning of our new friend, “Vela”. Cleanup was a snap, and Vela now has a position of honor in my bedroom night stand.
PROS: Great Design and Functionality.
CONS: Might be a bit too large for novice users. A little expensive ($89.95 suggested retail)
4.75″ x 1.75″ / 12cm x 4.5cm
7 intense patterns
Strong and powerful oscillating vibrations
Soft and luxurious, body safe silicone
Ergonomic glass-like effect designer controller
Hold for 3 seconds to turn off anytime
Stainless alloy, easy push button
Soft luxury lint free storage bag included
Uses 4 AAA batteries, not included
One Year Warranty
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