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Jayne Hathaway

Jayne Hathaway

Jayne Hathaway is a feature columnist and sex toy reviewer at Sssh.com.After her long career as a burlesque performer and lecturer on post-modern feminism in and around Boston, she now lives in blissful seclusion in Vermont with her 5 Labrador Retrievers and a neurotic African Grey Parrot. When not taking care of her Llama breeding micro ranch and sugaring off maple syrup, she enjoys knitting, reviewing sex toys and writing about sex positive issues.

No relation to Nancy Kulp's character on "The Beverly Hillbillies", she indeed was the character that "Miss Jane" was based on via a chance late-night sexual encounter she had with the TV show's creator, Paul Henning (also creator of Petticoat Junction and Green Acres), in 1960 to organize the presidential campaign of John F. Kennedy.

Jayne remains a little pissed to this day for this 1961 "identity theft" by the TV studio, but is not making a big deal about it.
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    Coco Licious – Booty Beads by California Exotics

    by Jayne Hathaway at Sssh.com

    Manufacturer’s Description:
    California Exotics new Anal Bead product, Coco Licious™ – Booty Beads™, are available in two colors Black and Pink. Uniquely shaped, flexible and pliable anal sex toy. Easy to use pull handle for retrieval. Safe and pure for body and pleasure. Made using phthalate free, non-toxic materials Silicone. Silicone high quality, hygienic man made polymer that is non-porous, durable, soft, flexible, pliable as well as versatile in its application in the sex toy production. Silicone is safe and pure phthalate free. Water based personal lubricant is recommended. Always clean before and after use with antibacterial soap or a sex toy cleaner. Coco Licious™

    coco1Just add a few drops of your favorite water-based lube to this silicone sex toy and slowly work one bead at a time into your backdoor. Each bead’s unique spade shape slides in so smoothly, and feels amazing with every move. Start with just one, then work your way up to all five anal beads.

    Ready to go even deeper? Slide the Coco Licious™ – Booty Beads™ in even deeper to feel the to feel the increased sizes of the 4 nodules.

    Removal is easy with the flexible retrieval ring. Clean your Coco Licious™ – Booty Beads™ with soap and water or your favorite toy cleaner.

    Product Specifications:
    4.5” x 1.25”/11.5 cm x 3.25 cm
    Soft, smooth and tapered Silicone beaded probe
    Perfectly sized
    Easy retrieval ring
    Body safe, unscented, Phthalate-Free
    Silicone

    REVIEW:
    Not really being into anal play, the first thought that came to mind when I received my review sample of these booty beads was, “hmmm….. how in the heck am I going to review these things?”. But, almost immediately, I came up with a solution – use them on my husband! Like a lot of guys (that don’t really talk about it), my hubby really gets off on a bit of anal insertion during sex (something about prostate massage), so my plan was in place!

    I waited until an evening when we were both feeling frisky and after a bit of foreplay in bed, I pulled the booty beads out of the nightstand with a bottle of lube, winked at him, and asked if he wanted a “special treat”. After his obligatory blushing, he agreed and we were off to give them a try!

    After giving him some nice oral to get him relaxed, I lubed up the beads and slipped them in. The first one was took a bit of pushing, but once in, it was easy to continue on and insert them in one more at a time until all four of them were nicely nestled in his booty. The side benefit of this was just how HARD he got during all of this and no sooner than I got them all inside of him, he flipped me onto my back and gave me what was probably the most enthusiastic missionary position sex we’ve had in a long time!  We tried pegging once with me in a strap-on rig but this was MUCH better!  I don’t know how guys have the thigh and back stamina to thrust and parry like they do, and this was just so much better.  All I had to do was get them inserted and then he again did the heavy lifting!

    After his orgasm of Biblical proportions, he was a gentleman and took a quick trip to the bathroom to remove them and give them a good rinse, and then came back to bed for a little post-coital play. The other nice surprise was that when I got up in the morning, my polite and dutiful husband had cleaned them completely with antibacterial soap, dried them off and put them in our toy box (giving me the cue that he would like to do this again!)

    Conclusion:
    We had tried some anal beads before but they were too bendy and nearly impossible to put in. The Cocolicious booty beads were much better as they were not as squirmy and yet they are pliable and bendy. Thus, they were firm enough to insert easily but soft enough to be considered anal beads.

    [FTC Disclaimer: I was provided with this product for free in exchange for an unbiased and accurate review.]

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