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    Ohhh, Canada: Another Sex Doll Entrepreneur Targets The Great White North

    As she has noted before, Calico doesn’t know much about Canada. It’s a fact clearly exemplified by her primary associations with hearing the word “Canada,” which are all names of singers, comedians, hockey players or brands of maple syrup that probably aren’t even made in Canada. Recently though, Calico has begun to associate something else […] More

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    Your Sex Fantasies – On Second Thought, Don’t Tell Me

    While Calico likes to think of herself as open-minded, willing to try new fantasies, and sexually liberated things, it’s hard to square all that with another of her traits — severe jealousy when it comes to the notion of anyone else touching her husband’s genitals, or receiving his sexual attention. After reading a post written […] More

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    And That’s Why Doctors Go To Medical School

    From rubbing Robitussin into an open wound to sucking venom out of snake bite, people come up with all sorts of wacky home remedies for their various ailments and issues. Some of these remedies may actually work, while others are downright dangerous. Over the years, Calico has heard about hundreds of them — but she’d […] More

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    Let’s LITERALLY Build The Border Wall Out Of Porn!

    Sometimes, in order to make progress, opposing sides have to compromise — something our elected officials in Washington aren’t real big on doing, as our ongoing government shutdown demonstrated. Along with compromise, what’s far too often lacking in government is creative, outside-the-box thinking. Sometimes, even a bad idea proposed by one side of a conflict […] More

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    The Best Little (Robot) Whorehouse in Texas?

    Robot Whorehouses??? It’s always a good idea to plan ahead — especially if you suck at procrastinating, and find yourself curling up into the fetal position when you’ve run out of time to complete a task, pass a law, or catch your one of your coworkers in a trust-fall exercise at one of those corporate […] More

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    Context Matters – Nudity And Food Edition

    Some things which might be a good idea in one context aren’t so hot in another. For example, if you’re playing Monopoly, it’s just fine to demand money from anyone who parks on “your” street. For some reason though, if you try that same thing because attendees of a nearby college football game have parked […] More

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    And The CES Is Winner Is – Wait, We Mean ISN’T

    While some folks will spend hours watching televised winner coverage of awards shows, from the red carpet interviews to the final long-winded acceptance speech in which someone thanks God, her or his parents, all their fans and everybody else except the real person they depicted in the film for which they just received an award, […] More

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    Oh Great – Now I Have a Parody of a Berlin Song Stuck in My Head

    Throughout her life, Calico has been plagued by an involuntary mental mechanism in which her brain spontaneously comes up with terrible parody lyrics to popular songs matching circumstances she’s in, things other people say and/or things she reads about. The results have been devastating to her mental health — especially when she finds herself humming […] More

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