I like wand vibrators for a simple reason – they don’t leave anyone out. Some people don’t like penetration for a variety of reasons – it may be medically unwise of physically uncomfortable, it doesn’t line up with their gender definition, they may be intimidated or fearful to bring a “replacement” phallus into the bedroom – and all of these are valid concerns! The trick is finding a toy that satisfies those needs as much as more immediate sexual ones.
Wand vibrators straddle – pun intended – the line between self-soothing and self-pleasure; they’re not a “shocking” thing to discover in a bedroom, as many users regularly apply them to sore muscles, or use them for partner massages in non-explicit ways. Of course, this blissfully buzzing toy is essentially custom-made for explicit fun, but it doesn’t broadcast that with an “ORGAZMOTRON 6900!” sticker on the side or a vestigial set of faux testicles – if anything, it looks like an oversized microphone.
The Brand
The Mighty Wand isn’t yet-another-vibrator from the usual cast of sex toy manufacturers – it’s unique to CastleMegastore.com. As a former buyer, these site-specific toys interest me, because I know the process required to bring them to market – and it involves a lot of discussion and consideration. When a sex toy store decides to take on an exclusive, you can bet they’ve done their homework…no one wants to be associated with boredom and a “meh” sex toy, after all. True to form, the Mighty Wand has a few features that stand out – in a good way – while one experiments with it.
The Sex Toy
As I mentioned before, the Mighty Wand reminds me of an oversized microphone, albeit one with smoother tapers and edges, and a nice wide, flat top. At a glance, you can see that it isn’t waterproof – the vibration adjustment dial is inset into an open track – but most wand vibrators don’t have that feature. This wand is also more compact than some of the most famous wands out there, but not so small as to be a regular vibrator aspiring for wand status. It also isn’t jackhammer-strong, sparing users that teeth-rattling industrial vibe that has turned many sensitive users off entirely to the idea of using a wand vibrator in the bedroom. Fear not, sexy folks with hair triggers – this toy has plenty of power without overwhelming the senses.
For some users, the inherent “penisness” of most traditional vibrators is also a no-go. Wand vibrators are exceptionally adept at avoiding that. While some have attachments that can introduce a realistic phallus into the experience, standalone wand vibrators like this one deliver only the pleasant sensation of vibration with none of the visual hang-ups – an important distinction for partners that may be skittish to the idea of more true-to-life toys invading their personal sexual space. The Mighty Wand is a well-crafted, unassuming pleasure piece to start your satisfaction journey with, and it makes an excellent first sex toy, or first partner toy, for just that reason.
The Toy in Use
I love the Mighty Wand for foreplay. Because the shape of its tip is larger and fantastic for surface play, there are dozens of ways to enjoy it. One can lay on their back and lay the toy on top of them or trace it over sensitive areas, one can lay down on top of the toy to use the weight of the body for friction – it’s perfect for playing alone. If you’re looking to delight a partner, my husband loves when I place the flat end against my cheek on a low vibration setting as I put him in my mouth – a technique I imagine would work equally well for oral sex on a woman. The dial can be turned up or down to adjust the intensity of the vibration accordingly, and there’s an interesting button that “pulses” the same vibration speed when it’s held down. That’s a fun little effect if you’re getting really close, let me tell you.
Beyond sexual uses, the Mighty Wand’s vibration is very soothing for sore muscles, particularly in the neck. As someone that works on a computer all day, this has been a godsend. I’m all for toys that not only deliver orgasms but make the day more bearable, and this lovely toy fits the bill.
The Toy After Play
If you play with several partners, or aren’t fluid-bonded to a partner you’re using the Mighty Wand with, I would suggest sliding a condom over the tip to make cleanup easier – honestly, this trick would probably work well even if you are fluid bonded! The head is the only real design flaw I have to pick with this piece, and even that’s more of an annoyance than an outright issue. The mushroom-like over cap leaves the underside unprotected – but unless you’re putting off a LOT of fluids or trying to insert the tip (which I wouldn’t recommend, it just doesn’t seem comfortable or built for it) it shouldn’t be an issue. As I mentioned before, this toy is not waterproof, so cleanup is best accomplished with a soft cloth dipped in soapy water, or an antibacterial sex toy cleaner and paper towels.
Blessedly, this toy is not a battery hog – it doesn’t even use them! It’s a rechargeable sex toy, which is so damn convenient I’ve all but stopped using my battery operated ones. I have a plug on my nightstand, and if my wand starts to run out of juice (which takes a lot longer than you might think), I just lift the little rubber flap on the side and plug in the included charger. A bright blue LED light shines when I’ve gotten it plugged in right, and it couldn’t be simpler!
The Mighty Wand was a great acquisition to my pleasure collection, and it will be to yours, too! If you’ve ever been curious about a wand vibrator, or just want to add a new one to your collection, then start with this one: it’s definitely earned its name!
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